A Day in the City Part. 1

Helpful Day:

Yea, you don’t get those too often now. Especially in NYC, dudes usually aren’t as friendly as those southern states. But today I get a little dose of kindness.

So I was driving towards this place around 7th and Christopher. I’m lost as usual, GPS couldn’t tell it’s ass from it’s head. I turned and turned then finally I stopped, parked, and asked some random guy where the hell am I? He actually doesn’t know so he went a step further and started walking towards the street sign. But behold, another guy on the street asked guy #1, “where are you going to?” Then they both converse with me on figuring out where to go and then guy #3 walking his dog comes by and gets into the conversation. Then finally, all said and done I was actually a block away from where I needed to go.

That’s a dope day, and shout out to the Empire State! There’s nice people out there too.

No Omoh

Hate Traffic Cops? Me Too!

Apparently you can not park in “safety zones” even if there are no signs indicating so. If anyone is around the LES / Chinatown side of NYC. Watch out for this mother fucker below! Highschool education and the ability to hand out tickets spells trouble.

All jokes aside, the dude that gave me the ticket actually looked worse. So much so, I don’t even think he should reproduce. If he did, I suggest he go and shove those lil bastards over the roof of their tenament building.

UPDATE: I win, they lose.