So last week I had someone send me a list of McD’s (over your daily calorie intake) secret menu. Beyond the daily dose of nutritional value, the secret menu sounds pretty damn good. So armed with a list of secret menu items that I wanted to try. I wanted to see if my local McD’s can fullfill my order.
1) Big Mac with Quarter Pounder Patties – This is great if you are looking to decrease the cost and calories of the classic Big Mac Sandwich. You get the entire flavor with less meat.
2) All American – This is a normal sized hamburger with only pickles and ketchup.
3) Big McChicken – This is a huge sandwich in which the chicken patties replace the bun.
4) McGangBang – This is a double cheeseburger with a chicken patty in between the two beef patties.
5) Land, Sea, and Air Burger – The Land, Sea, and Air burger, has a beef patty, chicken patty, and fillet-o-fish patty all piled high onto a bun.
6) Monster Mac – A big Mac composed of 8 meat patties.
On my off time I browse the internet looking to get another piece of plastic. Yesterday I checked out the VISA Black Card. Checking out their exclusive priviledges, and I am not impressed (see image below). This shit is hilarious, if you are high. You probably get a giggle if you are not.
Pretty sure a lot of people will get to enjoy that $495 Annual Fee. lol
One night I’m chilling around the way in Chinatown, ran into something I passed by for years, and not notice until now. Man, there is nothing like good signage that gets the point across without over emphasizing. I bring to you, the subliminal massage parlor. haha
I think there would be more satisfaction if this was some real life shit. But shoutout to Kanye and Spike Jonze for putting this together. They know exactly how the masses feel, and I would say give the man a break. Atleast he didn’t fuck up like Chris Brown, whom by the way is still doing his thing.